Edward Lobe

Once upon a midnight feast,

I met a man, who was a beast,

He changed before my very eyes,

And ate some guests to my surprise

He chased me through the foggy fog

And then across a boggy bog

That monster never slowed his pace

Till I was cornered, in a lonely place

His fangs were large, his eyes were red

I surely thought that I was dead

But instead he died and let go my robe

Thanks to my saviour, Edward Lobe.

- Anon